Never - in a MILLION years..... did I EVER think that I would have soooo much in common with Robert Pattinson.... and as any other Twihard Mom would tell you - my name in the same sentance as his is just simply dreamy..... however, NOT under these conditions.
It's a banner year for 22 year old piss-pour decision making..... isn't it?
Like your 22 year old girlfriend - my husbands girlfriend *also* had a thing for making out in parked cars. She would roll up at the end of his shift and they would go "parking"..... at leat that's the story I got told.
Here's a small consolation: you have picture proof.
I would kill for picture proof... lol. Some semblance of the *actual truth* and not the postdated, half-truth/half-coveringhisa** version of events that I usually get......
Either way - how junior high school is going parking? And while I totally understand that El Capitan couldn't afford a hotel room (even the rent by the hour kind.... nothing say's "love" like getting sweaty on cheap polyester seats... .right?) why the HECK couldn't this director afford a good hotel?
It really say's ALOT more about how this guy feels about your girlfriend than she realizes.... :(
And... drum roll - the director is MARRIED with TWO KIDS? Almost the same age my own kids!?!?!
I was shocked to read that.
Shocked and heartbroken..... for you and this wife and kids.... :(
I don't want to assume anything about your relationship either way... but I'll be honest, you're a yummy, yummy guy.... even if you *gain* 100 pounds AND take up the malt liquor (I assume you smoke, being a bloke and all *wink wink*) - I'll never leave you.... lol (and thousands upon thousands of women are nodding in unison with that statement..... lolol )
I will state, for the record, that I'm *tired* .... so utterly *tired* of this...... I'll pay TWICE as much to see your movie's in the future... but there's a certain 'strained-faced' actress whose movies I WON'T be paying to see at the Cinema for a while to come... (except for Breaking Dawn II - but ... hello - It's BREAKING DAWN II!!!) and.... I WILL NOT pay to see movies by a certain director.
I'm not going to send a message to these people that I think that this is OK on any level.
IF you were doing something you thought was RIGHT.
IF you were doing someting you didn't think was WRONG.
IF you were doing something you could be proud of and tell your kids about.........
YOU would NOT be parking in secluded "make out" sections of a park and pushing your 22 year old's sweaty body up against a car window.
YOU would have more respect for HER and HER CRAFT - and for YOU WIFE AND KIDS - to take THE MAN'S road and leave your wife FIRST... and then bang your hot 22 year old whever your feel like, but do it as a "FREE" man... not as a married one.
Sorry.... but I'm going to hold people who I give MY hard earned money to - to a higher standard than that.
And Rob... I'm fairly certain you and your chisled chin and perfect hair are going to come out of this *just fine*... but if you need a pick-me-up - feel free to read through the blog and see allllll the people who have already walked in these shoes.... but know that I'm very sorry for you, too.